"Eh, you know Fun Size is angry every time you call me "darling" ar? Fucking dumb, man!"
"Angry!? HAhAhAhAhAhA... She don't understand how bros are we lah. If she don't like, I'll cut it off lor."
"Not in front of her lah. Some people don't understand the love between buddies. Some more, it's coming from you wei... not a girl!"
"If it's from a girl even worst, right?"
"If girls straight kena fuck 'dy. HHAhAHAh. Yay! Girl fight, girl fight! HAhAHAhAhAhA. Anyway, sending my daughter home. Catch ya later, darling!"
We lost count.
Unless we do some math. 23 years, and counting. Twenty three effing years. I knew Since Primary Two since primary two... duh! That explains the name.
I'm not gonna repeat what others had said. If a buddy never gone through things with you, you still have a long, long way to brave. But just to let you have some concepts to grasp of how bros are we - we call each other that. Not in a gay way, but... yeah. Up to a point it annoys you-know-who.
For another 23 years to come.
If we have that long to live.
I love you, darling.