In any offices, since the beginning of time.
It's not the ass-licking-apple-polishers. Backstabbing ones? No.
I found faeces at the neck of the water hose in the public toilet.
First, a big yuck. Then I choked myself fighting back tears so damn hard, that I almost throw up my lunch, yesterday's dinner, last week's supper, last month's breakfast. I felt it at the top of my throat.
Second, I sincerely pity the guy. His public self-enema must have gone terribly wrong, he left the gents' with metal residues engraving deep into his anus wall. Maybe rust that even tetanus jab won't help. Failed Iron Man in the making.
I felt most for the shit. What destined to be a reincarnation in the waste plant, never seen the light of day.
Just when I thought I've seen worst. Makes people that squats on toilet seats less retarded.
You felt it? Of course you do.
If you are one of them.