We have a game that we play every tani sessions.
It is to rate how drunk are you to actually sleep with someone.
We rate it by the pint. From 0 pint to 4 – 1 being a little tipsy, 4 you are downed – anything beyond, you are either desperate, pervy, or unfortunately, spiked. No pint at all, meaning you can do him / her without touching alcohol – the angelic looking ones lah – but hardly the case.
As it was brought into practice, it got too obvious and too loud, especially into our 3rd pint. So, we created a code name for each.
0 pint: Pirelli. The tyre brand. It has a range called P ZERO.
1 pint: WiMAX. P1 WiMAX.
2 pints: Parking. Level B2.
3 pints: Dish. As in the Petri dish.
4 pints: Por favor. Please, in Spanish.
We also created a version exclusively for female.
0 pint: A meal will do. Breakie. Lunch. Dinner. Or anything in between.
1 pint: Vincci range.
2 pints: Zara. Topshop. Dorothy. And the like.
3 pints: Coach. LV. Prada. And others.
4 pints: Tifanny & Co.
So guys, when a girl say you are a "Tiffany", don't get too excited about it. You are just fugly.
Baby once asked after I told her about this game.
"So… What am I?"
"You are Pirelli-able!"
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